*picks up something i dropped*
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
I’M NOT CRYING
I HAVE HAYFEVER
I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES
(Source: alex1406, via bradleescott)
"Romeo, oh Romeo, does thou eat ass oh Romeo?"
-mercutio, at some point probably